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To slap someone in the face with your schlong.
She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

or

He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.
spadge by Tex56789 May 11, 2006
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Margaret Sanger 

The founder of Planned Parenthood and a feminist icon. It was not called "planned parenthood" when first opened, though, they were simply abortion clinics. The first three were opened in predominantly poor, black neighborhoods. She was a proud eugenicist and white supremacist who wanted the races to be pure. Unfortunately, she's championed as a hero by everyone from Tina Fey, to Hillary Clinton and nearly every democrat, liberal, and feminist. The refusal to admit what she actually stood for is so strong I will not be surprised if this definition is either not accepted or gets massive downvotes.
"Colored people are like human weeds and need to be exterminated." - Margaret Sanger
Margaret Sanger by spootyhead January 29, 2017

Spagetti Jousting 

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.
My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.
Spagetti Jousting by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006

spadgetastic

marvellous (particularly when referring to guitar solos)
Malmsteen's "Arpeggios From Hell" is an opulent and spadgetastic piece, working in many octaves and modes.
spadgetastic by Max Cummings October 30, 2003
the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating.
man, my sheets are all covered in spalge.
spalge by Jack & Dan May 5, 2005
A horabul person that annoys you all the time
Your a sangey
sangey by Jdjdnfo December 23, 2017