Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.

I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.

by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019

Sad spaghetti

Flop. A term to describe a general energy level. Flop. Not to be confused with Sad Sushi Roll. Flop.

I is a sad spaghetti. *Flop*
He can't do that, he is a sad spaghetti.
There is not enough fuel. It is a sad spaghetti.

by Sad spaghetti November 28, 2017

bob spaghetti

The best cult leader in the world

Stranger: Who is the leader of your cult
Me: The greatest man in the world... bob spaghetti

by bob spaghetti May 3, 2021

spooky spaghetti

A different, low-key name for creepypasta.

I didn't get much sleep because I spent all night reading some good spooky spaghetti, if you catch my drift.

by ANewHopeAwakens October 10, 2018

spaghetti fat

Adjective used to describe someone who is spiritually thicc but physically sticc

Damn, that Evelyn is spaghetti fat. She may be a skinny legend, but her personality is thicc af.

by eyeyeywyeye June 5, 2019

dirty spaghetti

When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.

That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!

by Mr California November 3, 2013