spaghetti cast

i think i’m going crazy, cause this morning i woke up at 4am and then got up opened my window, then i was gonna start getting ready for school but decided to go back to bed. And now i can’t stop thinking about spaghetti cast

“What does spaghetti cast mean?!
I can’t stop thinking about it but I know it means something”

by Spaghetti.cast. February 6, 2018

Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.

I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.

by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019

Spaghetti and Pigballs

Spaghetti and Pigballs is a ancient term that comes from the movie Shrek. It’s when someone is super hungry for spaghetti and meatballs, but they call it spaghetti and Pigballs instead.

Man, I could really go for some Spaghetti and Pigballs..

by Dadsspagetti April 8, 2019

Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.

Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.

by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017

Spaghetti Fucker

A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.

Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.

by Shitbird327 October 6, 2018

Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018