Dick Battling Space Unicorn

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010

Spaghet

A food that NEVER should be touched.

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!!

by Tooniis January 8, 2018

Sparx maths

Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.

Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware June 30, 2022

Life span of an idiot

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months

The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots

by dynamicmodel2.0 April 8, 2021

Spadola

A cup of coffee that consists of, and only of, 6 shots of espresso. If you have 12 shots of espresso in one cup - that would be a "Double Spadola" Named for Riccardo Spadola of NY Fame, who will ONLY have a Spadola in the AM and a Spadola at around 3:00pm. Unless he is doing some sort of network configuration, and then it's Spadolas all around all day.

I'd like a Spadola and a croissant to go, please. Thank you. Actually, can you make that a double Spadola?

by bonaccij November 22, 2010

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an indie space-sandbox game known for it's steep learning curve and accurate physics simulation. Many players were originally turned off by the "rocket science" aspect of the game. A phrase popularized by the game is "Add moar boosters" and it has been mentioned on xkcd.

Hey, Bob, I'm having trouble with Kerbal Space Program.
Bob: ADD MOAR BOOSTERS!

by waterlubber June 27, 2015

ricky spanish

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.

Ricky Spanish is the worst person in the world!

by Brody Male October 3, 2017