solarhosting

A free hosting company

The owner is odd
and there is a pro staff called void

Wow solarhosting is free

by not void July 8, 2023

Solarity

1. Referring to a person(s) feeling of solitude or of being alone*. 2. The feeling or emotion one experiences when completely alone* usually in a safe and/or natural environment.
*not in a state of being stranded, lost or exiled.

I enjoy the solarity of being home alone. The solarity of the desert is quite pleasing.

by mbracken1976 January 13, 2017

solar flare

Taking a dump in a tanning bed.

Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene

by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 1, 2010

solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Solar

A red furry hedgehog with the powers of fire and heat.

Solar ish a 1337 haxor

by :O July 2, 2003

Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022