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Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.
I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.
by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010
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loggy soggy

Similar to luigi from the mario series
Guy: I love the new mario game with Mayro Soggy and Loggy Soggy
Guy2: Yeah same, Loggy Soggy is the best
by joshosh March 3, 2018
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Soggy Crix

Trinbagonian version of Soggy Cracker

When a group of heterosexual men ejaculates on the crix, the last man to release his semen has to consume the crix.
boy 1 : Eh monsta, lewwe play some soggy crix nah?

boy 2 : Again boy? You eh fed up win?
by SweetBaldHeadMan December 6, 2022
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Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016
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Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.
"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."
by irondeath March 10, 2017
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Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.
"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."
by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014
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Soggy Woggy

When you’re sad and feeling down in the dumps :((( - Jeanie 2019
Jeanie : im feeling soggy woggy

Noddy: soggy woggy 👊🏻😭
by ChildBeatoor420 January 7, 2020
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