Bathroom Sense

The innate sense which allows one who possesses it to find the restroom in a public building (e.g., restaurant, DMV, other place of business, et cetera) or even private home without being given directions. Some people have it, some do not.
To test if you have a bathroom sense, simply get up from your table at a restaurant you've never previously relieved yourself at and head in the direction you think the restroom is. If you are able to semi-consistently locate the bathroom, pulled by some natural gut feeling, congratulations.

-Hey, I'm going to go use the bathroom.
-Okay, it's back to the le-
-It's okay, I got it.
(Bathroom sense engages)

by NGMankiw April 1, 2008

Logic Sense

When someone who has neither logic nor sense; but yet, wants to sound as if they have both. They will claim that they have, "Logic sense!"

Person A, "Grow a brain and then try making a thread."

Person B, "Shut Up, I have a brain dumbass, if I didnt I wouldn't be alive. I use logic sense. Piss off."

Person A, "Haha logic sense?

by another__penguin March 30, 2009

Common sense

Something not so common

The Darwin awards - proof of the rarity of common sense

by FlightofIcarus March 22, 2010

Guap Sensei

Guap Sensei is an American rapper. He is most well-known for singles such as “Migraine” “Ok!” “Pull Up” “Closed On Sunday” and “F.U.2.” He started gaining a small fanbase late 2019/ early 2020. Since then he has released 1 project titled “Vermin Vol. 1.” He has many different styles of songs; some are sad and melodic, some are loud and ignorant etc. A common joke within his fanbase is “Nesquik” because in his song “Migraine” he says “Catch me slippin ima turn em into Nesquik!” He is a member of rap group “318 Thorns” or simply “318.” He is also homosexual, which is perfectly fine because it’s not a bad thing, he is just attracted to the same gender as himself.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Guap Sensei’s new song?
Person 2: Yea bro it’s a banger!!!
Person 1: I know right!? I think he might be next up!
Person 2: I agree!

by Super EpicGuy (Aiden Wilkins) May 7, 2020

Common Sense Media

A website where kids and parents can report on what ages should play/watch a certain piece of media.

Common Sense Media sucks.

by BladDX May 9, 2021

Angry Sensei

Whenever you come on a girls chin and drips down like a sensei's and while it drips down like a white beard you pull back on her eyes so she looks asian and hoping she screams like she is wise and all knowing like your sensei

I totally Angry Sensei'd her and she screamed like a crazy asian last night

by 93708 May 15, 2008

Coleman-sense

noun: Its almost the opposite of common sense but not as predictable. It causes pain to think about why something is.

Studying for Behavioral Medicine III instead of USMLE Step I makes total coleman-sense.

by biobob524 April 16, 2009