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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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Ping Pong Smoothie

The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.
Tyler: Miquela just gave Devin a ping pong smoothie!
Joe: No surpise there! She's a whore!
by Sun Jian September 20, 2011
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Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.
I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!
by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013
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Coconut Lemonade Smoothie

When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.
Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"
by CaptainNibs January 24, 2021
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shmoothie

The awesome mix and perfect blend of a smoothie and shake in one.
The boy gladly spent $5 for his shmoothie and enjoyed it.
by Boodada June 28, 2008
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Smoothito

1. n. A blended burrito to simplify and liquify an otherwise solid and hard-to-eat food.
2. adj. Amazing, boochabla, jaw-dropping.
Damn, girl, this smoothito is simple and delicious.
by Boochabla December 16, 2008
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shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
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