The Ship Be Sinking

Famous quote of former New York Knickerbocker Michael Ray Richardson. Indicates an epic fail.

Joe: Hey, what do you think of the Obama campaign now that Palin is the vp pick?

Me: The ship be sinking.

by Audacity17 October 20, 2008

smacking the glove

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

sinking titanic

While buttfucking your girl from behind, you proceed to choke her until she passes out, all the while keeping your cock in her (or his) ass. While she collapses to the bed you are riding the sinking titanic.

Dude, I totally pulled the sinking titanic on your sister last night and rode her all the way down.

by rusty trombone boy January 17, 2009

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.

"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

by Chemistry smurfer March 8, 2010

skinking

This is how a cat prowls around the house. It especially describes how smaller, more lithe cats behave.

Look at Pagoo - she's skinking around the edges of the rec room trying to go undetected.

by topseyturvey February 2, 2006

Stinking Ring

An extremely smelly anus possible covered in a repulsive brown smear

geez that aboriginal lady has a stinking ring i can smell it from here

by gignja bert March 2, 2010

Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011