Slurpee Mom

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

by Harold N. Kumar January 12, 2009

slurpee

A word used to describe many things. Particularly hurricanes and lightswitches.

I don't know...it was raining really hard and the wind was blowing...I think a slurpee is coming! or Hey bitch, go turn on the slurpee.

by ritaisyomama July 31, 2007

Slurpee

7-11 Drink which actually contains .08% urine extract for tang, hence the slur-"pee".

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Slurpeeholism

When a person drinks an excessive amounts of Slurpees to the point where it is an addiction. Similar to alcoholism but it's with Slurpees instead of booze

"Man, Jeff has been getting way too many Slurpees, it's kind if weird."
"Well you know, he suffers from Slurpeeholism

by Nbob314 May 11, 2014

slurpee

Slang for blow jobs

I went to the bar to get laid last night and met this chic, she was married though so I was only able to get a slurpee from her.

by Doylee4693 November 28, 2015

slurpee

when you succ the face so hard your skin comes off

"want a slurpee you dirty slut?"

by kertsfaygo July 31, 2018

Slurpies

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.

Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro

by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020