stumpf

A half-wood. Not quite a hard-on, but not quite soft. A stumpf!

I had a boner for some Romanian girl Oana in college, but I found out she was a lesbian and I only ended up with a stumpf..

by ::analogue:: September 8, 2004

slump daddy

take it down;go to sleep

Pimp:bitch you slump daddy??
Hoe:no..baby im up!!
Pimp:fuck you not,you droolin on my fuckin mink

by JU!C3Y April 11, 2009

slurpfuck

A slurpfuck is when you make a girl squirt, collect her vaginal fluids in a container over hte course of a year and throw it in a blender with some ice! You then make her eat it!

My wife has a slurpfuck fetish and as such we have to ration our supply of her sweet, sweet nectar.

by spacefuck April 26, 2008

Slump

Going long periods of time without receiving any action from the opposite sex. It commonly begins after having a slumpstarter after you are on a hot streak and commonly ends with a slumpbuster, which should change your luck around.

I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.

by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

Slump

To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.

Man: Yesterday when I was on the toilet I was slumping very hard at a picture of Frankenberries.

by Slumper1234 July 3, 2011

Slump

Ugly or wack.

Yo that teacher was mad slump (wack) today.

by Murdab January 11, 2010

slump buster

a slutty girl that baseball players have sex with in order to break a slump.

I went 3 for 3 today thanks to that slump buster last night.

by Johnn b February 17, 2008