Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012

Slom

The word used to describe the feeling between friends that is similar to the feeling of 'love.'

Where love= Girlfriend: 'I love you baby.'
Boyfriend: I Love you too'

Slom= Guy 'Slom you dude.'
Guy's Best Mate 'Slom you too man.'

by Jean Lewis December 7, 2010

SLoL

Contrary to popular belief... SLoL actually means Shit!-Laugh-Out-Loud

Primarily used when given surprising news and requires both "Shit" and "LoL" to Fully get the point across (see below)

Jeff- "Dude My Girlfriend is Pregnant! What am I gone Do?"
Mike- "SLoL... Dont you mean FUTURE Baby Mama?"
Jeff- "Fuck you man"

by Jhacob June 15, 2009

Slumlord

The highest ranking of a lazy being, often slumming around the house

Get off the couch and stop being such a slumlord

by Bean in July 12, 2015

slolt

originated as a misspelling of "lol"; now referring to anything that is loltacular beyond the scope of lol or any of its derivatives.

"Dude, listen to the Black Parade, it's an awesome album!"

"SLOLT! Are you fucking kidding me? It's terrible!"

by Xlephier Prime May 1, 2008