Skinning the puppy

The act of male masturbation without the use of lubricant, causing abrasions on the skin of the penis. The term is also a reference to the name and the abrasive sound of the Canadian electro-industrial band Skinny Puppy.

A: Why are you walking like that?
B: Dude, I was totally skinning the puppy last night. I knew I was out of lotion but I couldn't help myself!

Who up skinning they puppy rn

by bbm56 July 25, 2024

Squinching

Squinching closely related to the word squanching. Is when someone denies that they squanch to further increase the orgasm from there original squanch

Joe was squinching in the chat at the allegations of him squanching to further increase his sexual pleasures

by Squinching July 26, 2024

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

Slinchin’ a Grinch

Taking a shit. The frayed tapering turd end looks the top of Grinch’s head. Typically an effortless slide out. Hence the “slinchin’” not pinchin’.

Man that combo late got me ready for slinchin’ a grinch!

by FonzFTW August 13, 2024

snitching

telling on someone for doing something minor, or doing something that doesn't matter, I.E: telling on someone for watching TV longer than you have.

telling on someone for something SERIOUS, I.E: bullying and/or doing something inappropriate, is not considered snitching.

i caught a man snitching on someone who did something that didn't matter.

by Samucob123 October 8, 2023

Skinning the grizzly

To just buckle down and do something. To just buckle down and 'do the damn thing'.

To masturbate.

"Hey, how's it coming along?"
"Well .. I had to start Skinning The Grizzly, but I got it done!"

by n0kkie January 11, 2024

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024