Noun: A title given to a simp who embodies many characteristics of a total douche- especially when initially presented as incredibly simpish but then reveals their douchebag tendencies. Pronounced like chimpanzee.
Friend 1: “He wouldn’t stop texting me all night while he was out drunk with his friends and saying how much he misses me and loves me- but I asked him yesterday if he wanted to hang out and he chose his friends over me! What a simpandouche! “
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”
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