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Simutronics

The resulting corporation that is formed when a group of morons get together and decide to start a business based around their shitty ass games.

Identifiable by awful customer service and frequent problems and delays. Lack of willingness to help and fix problems is a marked trait of a Simutronics along with persistance fucking up and "nerfing" or everything that makes their games fun.

Synonyms include: Fuckheads, Morons, Trollops, Applejohns, and beardless rump-munchers.

It can also be used a verb in which case it would be the action of completely screwing something up so much that everything that was good or interesting about it, is lost.
NOUN USAGE: Simutronics is the worst company ever.

VERB USAGE: Bush really simutronicked Iraq by invading.
by Iriscience April 19, 2004
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Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.
OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!
by scarebear May 9, 2006
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Smuze

A delicious beverage made with Smirnoff vodka and any Fuze juice drink. Massive quantities of vodka can be added without any taste of alcohol.
Dawg, I added so much Smirnoff to my Smuze last night- I went from zero to trashed so fast. BUT IT WAS AWESOME.
by S. M. Uze August 20, 2008
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Simultanufuck

(Sime-ult-ane-you-fuck)

1. n. The act of fucking many things (usually girls) simultaneously when exceeding a foursome
2. adj. Used to describe something as "better than sex with many things at once"
1. I simultanufucked 6 girls last night
2. Adrian: ISN'T THIS FUCKING MINDBLOWING
Peter: THIS MADE MY LIFE
Adrian: IT's FUCKING BETTER THAN...FUCKING!
Peter: BETTER THAN FUCKING EVERYTHING AT ONCE!
Adrian: BETTER THAN A SIMULTANUFUCK
by nizzero July 14, 2009
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Simultasking

If an electronic device has more than one screen and multitasks on both of them, it is Simultasking.
The soon to be released Kyocera Echo from Sprint has the Simultasking capability.
by AndroidGirl March 7, 2011
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shmuz

To chat.
Moise shmuzed through the davening.
by Clomes May 24, 2011
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Simulation

When something happened a while ago and looking back at it you realize it was really wierd and the memory is very blurry
Wow 8th grade was a simulation, how on earth did we wear low cut jeans

Remember four lokos? SIMULATION
by Hotdogwatericecubes December 31, 2019
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