sympathy boner

When one guy sees another walking down the street w/ an ill concealed boner, the following ?????? steps occur:
1. Guy 1 sees the unfortunate boner
2. Guy 1 thinks about why Guy 2 might have this boner
3. Guy 1 thinks about the things that might make this happen to him, too
4. Guy 1 stubbles across an arousing memory or idea
5. Wham-o, sympathy boner.

Guy 2: *boner*
Guy 1: Aww that sucks *sympathy boner*

by ThatsOneL November 26, 2009

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sympathy glow

the attention that an individual who has underwent something tragic receives, esp. when unworthy individuals are vying for the chance to bask in it

John: Look at Shannon basking in Casey's sympathy glow! She's just trying to steal the attention!

Harold: Yeah. She should give it a rest! Casey just got hit by that ice cream truck last week!

by Ellixx September 11, 2011

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Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011

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sympathy-based design

Choosing a coworker's design decision because you feel bad form them or because their design choices have not been used in a long time.

Brian used a sympathy-based design approach when he implemented a feature using Eric's proposal because Eric has been getting beaten up about things lately in the office.

by ericmw January 15, 2012

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