silent shipper 

a shipper, especially an irl shipper, who thinks that a ship is cute, but doesn’t try to make everything into a ship moment, and definitely doesn’t push their ship onto the people they’re shipping or try to force them to be together.

someone: oh, you ship those people? you’re so gross for trying to force them into a relationship!
silent shipper: i’m not trying to do that at all, i just think theyre neat

silent shipper by noonieeboo February 6, 2020

Silent J 

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her

Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name

Silent J by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 1, 2020

Silent Steppa 

A Silent Steppa is a person who moves and does everything in silence and isn't scared to step up to anybody, Silent Steppas prefer to be alone but when theirs people around Silent Steppas pay keen attention as to what is goin on and studies the room if he feels safe in that environment he'll socialize if he feels unsafe he will always keep his gaurd up and remain silent and keeps a serious face to show that he isn't afraid of anyone or anything

Group: Why is he so quiet?
Silent Steppa:~Silence~

Silent Steppa by Silenceintheplace November 21, 2021

silent sound guy 

A fictional character whose job it is to provide sound studio engineering support to podcast professionals. Typically an alcoholic with a high sex drive, often interfering with their professional duties.

Podcaster: God dammit Silent Sound Guy, put the beer down, get your pants back on and finish editing this fucking drop! Don’t make me report you to HR, again!

silent sound guy by RealName47 December 29, 2021

silent football 

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

silent football by Mike June 21, 2004

Silent Whisper 

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.

Silent Whisper by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018

Silent Johnson 

When a guy drops the soap in the shower and another guy comes from behind him and sticks his dick in his ass. The dropper of the soap becomes taken by surprise by the other man's Johnson because he did it silently

Brian dropped the soap in the shower and Cory came in and gave him the Silent Johnson...... His back has never been the same since.

Silent Johnson by Power Tool72 April 11, 2010