shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008

Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009

muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

by kevodger May 19, 2009

Darth Shiteous

A bowel movement so foul and evil, it requires multiple flushes to get rid of it.

"Hey man, I'm lucky to have gotten out of that bathroom alive. I just battled Darth Shiteous!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

by Puce Emu August 21, 2008

Shiteface

A 50 something ginger whinger, who prefers his model daughter over his other children. Likes HAM radio maps, to sell at an inflated price on ebay. Enjoys blaming others for his mistakes. Can usually be seen buyin cheap DVD's from the nearest ESSO station.

See "Failure" or "man child" for furhter reading

That was such a Shiteface mistake you made there

Haha he just did a Shiteface

I've just doen a Shiteface and now i'm lost

I just did what i was told

Fuck everyone else, they're not important

I'm off to eat worms

by shitefacehater-pewpew December 14, 2009

Way and Shite!

Donegal slang for "Piss off" or "Go away, you retard!"

Mooney: Would you feed me, i'm too fat
Jaime and Petur in unisome : Way and Shite!

by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009