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shrimp dick bitch 

a faggot with a small dick, often dyes there hair blonde and is roughly 6 feet tall
shrimp dick bitch by Brotein June 1, 2012

shrimp eye 

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
shrimp eye by stripper 1 September 8, 2008

Shrimp Boat Captain 

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".
Shrimp Boat Captain by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008

Shrimp Pussy

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.
Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
Shrimp Pussy by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011

shrimp nuts 

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.
"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"

Shrimp or Fries 

A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"
Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!

Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!