shrediquette

A form of ediquette used by snowboarders and skiers on the mountian that know how to shred politely around the weekend renter crowd.

Snowboarder A-Doode, that old asian guy made me go yadsale at the bottom of that kicker cause he was chillin on the flat.
Snowboarder B- Why didn't you just take him down too?
Snowboarder A- Nah man that ain't me. Just cause he doesn't know whats going on up here doesn't mean i should throw shrediquette out the window.
Snowboarder B- Good point bro.
Snowboarder A- If it was Daniel Tosh I would of knocked his ass out then taken all his gear and money and then burried him in the snow naked.

by Daniel Tosh's 1st Gynecologist March 8, 2010

Shraedon

One whom likes to make people feel awkward, by often making him a 3rd wheel.

I feel so awkward! That guys is being a total Shraedon!

by SirToasterCrumb June 15, 2013

gnar-shredder

someone who rips, on anytype of board shaped vehicle, ie: Longboard, snowboard.

did you see all dem gnar-shredders rip through the pow lines.

by James Cash Barrett March 17, 2008

The Shredded Document

When one puts flyscreen over their butt-hole, they then shit onto their partners face, creating long strands of faeces to spill down their front.

Liam Mac: "hey hone, good you please go down to the hardware store and fetch me some fly-screen... by the way, you herd of a The Shredded Document?

by JJ McDizzle May 29, 2010

shredda

Slang for Shredder, one of the villains on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fo' shizzle it's Shredda!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

shredduce

The bits of lettuce found in your stool sample after you have eaten a salad

Despite flushing the toilet twice, some shredduce continued to float in the bowl

by D & O July 2, 2007

Shred

To shred is to snowboard down a mountain in absolute style. Carving, bombing and just absolutely destroying the pow. Chuckin roosts is a favorite by most shredders.

Shredders don't give a fuck, They have any answer for every question, answers usually consisting of "fuck it lets shred' and "Do you even roost?".

Skiiers DO NOT shred

Shredology is the study of shredding, It can be learnt only on the mountain, and taught by very few.

Imigration officer: "So why do you come to Japan?"
Shredder: " Oh you know just to shred pow and shit its gunna be fukn siik ayy!"
Imigration Officer: " Shre-do Pow-do?"

by Powderpuppy December 9, 2013