shotgun shorty

Shotgun Shorty sits passenger in the ride,
Stays close, stays ready, like the shotty on the side,
And as life unfolds around her, shorty eyes stay opened wide,
Cus Shorty know a Shotgun make a Superheros bride.

Shotgun Shorty, shes bulletproof, yeah she do it for me.

by A_Superheros_Mind April 12, 2010

mr shorty

some manlet LARPer who took down a Chad for his gains.

"As for me I'll remember the sadness shown in the eyes of the man, if we meet someday you can bet I'll say that it's me, mr shorty , your friend."

by A fellow man of culture November 21, 2019

National Lil Shorty Day

National Lil Shorty day is the day of Lil Shortys birth
March 31

Lil Shorty

Hey it snational lil shorty day

by Rman108hobbs February 2, 2020

240 shorty

noun; A short woman that weighs no less than 240 pounds. Usually found smoking a burrito like a cigarette and manages to acquire skinny, passive aggressive men that are unable to speak for themselves.

trucker paulsen found a 240 shorty... a match made in fat-heaven.

by chandizl December 16, 2008

240 shorty

A short girl who appears to weigh no less than 240 lbs.

drinking zima will put you in bed with a 240 shorty.

by maletero December 16, 2008

Sneaky Shorty

Doing something tha easy way

They wanted me to run 3 miles across town I said fug that and sneaky shorted a taxi cab

by shanty May 13, 2003

dick and shorty

Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.

Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)

by ISTILLREMEMBERNAM69 August 22, 2023