Shoelace

To hang yourself.

Why dont you just go and shoelace?

by Pasta Monk January 14, 2010

shebang

The entire thing, the whole enchilada.

"I haven't finished the whole shebang yet."

by Mer October 17, 2003

Shoemaker

A short guy who works out but he is missing a chromosome

Man that guy over there is a shoemaker

by Flexseal November 6, 2018

Tie the Shoelace

To bend over in a wonderful fashion.

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"

by Crustin April 30, 2006

shoelace frenzy super fun party team

The single most extreme death metal band of all time. Demonic to the point where if you even hear them play live a giant gaping hole will form in the ground and take all the listeners to eternally suffer in the pits of hell. With White Ice on the guitar and Solomon Edibeesee as the lead vocalist (and many other useless band members who arn't near as demonic), shoelace frenzy super fun party team has managed to create many fan favorites such as "The smelter this metal", "Chocolat monopoly", "Eastern death smash", "Chamberling", and "Tiger fetus pipe", which are all so devistatingly extreme that even muttering the lyrics could turn you into a flesh eating hell angel.

I once decided to listen to a shoelace frenzy super fun party team and woke up the next morning in hell being analy raped by lawnmowers.

by White Ice March 25, 2004

shoemaker

A gay dude, typically so flaming that he is obnoxious & annoying or just funny to observe.

Why did we go to this restaurant? It's crawling with shoemakers.

Look at that shoemaker over there in the fur vest & white leather shoes.

That dude's outfit is ridiculous. What a friggin' shoemaker!

by Fer Serial January 11, 2008

shebang

noun:1)Everything, the total amount.
2)an event comprised of females in which all participants are having finger sex.

That was one hell of a shebang on the Spice channel last night. I watched every second, the whole shebang!

by the search October 18, 2003