A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
Get the Zombie shopper mug.When an individual’s sexual partner uses hair product (gel, pomade, or preferably mousse) to give a male partner a handjob.
The hair product may be taken out of the product’s container or directly out of one partner’s hair. Extra points if hair dye (perhaps neon!) transfers onto hands the shaft of the penis.
The hair product may be taken out of the product’s container or directly out of one partner’s hair. Extra points if hair dye (perhaps neon!) transfers onto hands the shaft of the penis.
“Jake went home with Jason after the club last night. With all that product in Jason’s hair, I’m sure Jake got a Cyndi slopper to remember! Maybe boys just wanna have fun, too!”
by fuji8 July 20, 2024
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by cupps April 10, 2024
Get the senior shopper mug.Predatory practices within sobriety networks that prey upon those with Substance Abuse Disorder that dont also suffer from an addictive drug problem.
by wh0re_iffic February 19, 2026
Get the Sober Shoppers mug.Performed on a consenting partner with high pain tolerance, this act involves
1. Spreading their legs
2. Pouring either chile con carne or a tomatillo-based chile verde (personal preference) across their genitals
3. Slapping their ass cheeks hard (grilling the buns)
4. Sticking your meat (or other penetrative toy) in.
Note 1: Both/all partners should have a lotion with high fat content ready once they have completed the Pueblo Slopper.
Note 2: The Pueblo Slopper can be served vegetarian, or vegan, if desired.
1. Spreading their legs
2. Pouring either chile con carne or a tomatillo-based chile verde (personal preference) across their genitals
3. Slapping their ass cheeks hard (grilling the buns)
4. Sticking your meat (or other penetrative toy) in.
Note 1: Both/all partners should have a lotion with high fat content ready once they have completed the Pueblo Slopper.
Note 2: The Pueblo Slopper can be served vegetarian, or vegan, if desired.
by Apocynum July 31, 2025
Get the Pueblo Slopper mug.when you just cum and yo shit limp as fuuuuck but you still feeling good and want more but your girl sayin hell nah so you just tryina give away some slopy toppyand ima be takin real slopy shit its wet like water slide
by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021
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Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
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