muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

by kevodger May 19, 2009

Darth Shiteous

A bowel movement so foul and evil, it requires multiple flushes to get rid of it.

"Hey man, I'm lucky to have gotten out of that bathroom alive. I just battled Darth Shiteous!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

Shiteface

A 50 something ginger whinger, who prefers his model daughter over his other children. Likes HAM radio maps, to sell at an inflated price on ebay. Enjoys blaming others for his mistakes. Can usually be seen buyin cheap DVD's from the nearest ESSO station.

See "Failure" or "man child" for furhter reading

That was such a Shiteface mistake you made there

Haha he just did a Shiteface

I've just doen a Shiteface and now i'm lost

I just did what i was told

Fuck everyone else, they're not important

I'm off to eat worms

by shitefacehater-pewpew December 14, 2009

Way and Shite!

Donegal slang for "Piss off" or "Go away, you retard!"

Mooney: Would you feed me, i'm too fat
Jaime and Petur in unisome : Way and Shite!

by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009

shitehouse

Also known as a shithouse. Generally means an outside toilet.

I need to use the shitehouse mate.

by Pete October 25, 2004

a shiite shit

**THIS IS VAGUELY RACIST, EXERCISE WITH CAUTION**
When you drop a mad deuce, similar to an bomb, with a toxic/fatal odor.

Shiite (or Shia): One of the branches of Islam; Doesn't dig America. Makes America go boom.

Male 1: "Dude, I've got to take a shiite shit!"
Male 2: "Okay, but not in my bathroom, that shits EXPLOSIVE."

by kitty5050 October 14, 2015

yap o' shite

someone who talks nonstop but have no clue what they are talking about.

don't pay attention to Sally, she is a yap o' shite.

by ze_kimster January 15, 2005