shlingadingdong

a long word for penis

wow hes got a small shlingadingdong

by Nick November 10, 2003

Shlingcocking

When a female buys a prostetic penis and wears it around her head as a unicorn horn.

Look at thos girls shlingcocking over there! They are so cool!

by The longhorn girls June 1, 2012

shinky shonk

A shinky shonk is someone who is dumb and cannot complete tasks in a simple manner

Oh Erin stop being a shinky shonk, just ask him out already

by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017

Shlinger

A small to medium sized hit of marijuana taken in a plastic or low quality bong.

I offered the pizza delivery guy a shlinger to show my graciousness.

by Professor JW June 16, 2017

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Shmink dink

what you call a guy named Ryan because they think it’s slink-dink.

Ryan: slink dink
Me: no doofus it’s shmink dink

by Strawberrycow4040 May 11, 2021

Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021