Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

shitcan

to get really drunk or stoned

I got so shitcanned last nite, I pissed myself!

by Vitamann February 11, 2008

Shittanning Shore

Nickname of the town Kittanning, located in Pennsylvania. the name is a parody of Jersey Shore.

"Dude, did you go to the Penns game Saturday?!"

"Naw, I was hangin out down on Shittanning Shore baby!"

by Bubby the Whale September 25, 2011

Wyatt Shitman

A person that has ANAL with jake

Hi wyatt shitman

by GamerDude1232 May 3, 2018

Svitlana

1. A person that nags a lot.

2. Someone that changes their hair color all the time

3. A person that likes to drive their husband/boyfriend crazy

1. I hope my Mom doesn't Svitlana me about losing my job.

2. She Svitlana's her hair every other day.

3. My wife is going to Svitlana me until I am in the nut house.

by jason19d2000 November 8, 2010

Sleeping with Shitland

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

by Baker Gran February 28, 2012

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010