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sheep shagger

Definition: A fucking Legend

A Welsh person who likes to shag sheep for a living
by TwatFaced1 December 17, 2019
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Top Shagger

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger
by erando January 20, 2020
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WALL SHAGGER GROVEL

Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex
by Wall shagger January 26, 2020
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ring shagger

To have sex whilst using a cock ring for his pleasure; to masturbate while using a cock ring
Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."
by cancerkiller666 April 19, 2020
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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Top Shagger

me
by ThereAreNoUserNamesOnWebsites September 13, 2020
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Tranny shagger

Hay man I’m a tranny shagger Is it gay
by RYDO McShagger October 4, 2020
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