Shelmet

Basically a shitty helmet.

Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet

by Nazuro January 27, 2009

Three Sheets

The best show on television!Can you say “I’m buying” in 12 languages? Embark on this international drinking tour with comedian Zane Lamprey who takes you around the world to master the local drinking customs. From MOJO the new 100% hi-def channel is tailored to fit your interests from exceptional food to extreme locales, from high tech toys to high stakes antics, from Wall Street to easy street and the best of sports, music, movies and more. It's 100% high definition, because life is how you see it.

Did you catch the new season of Three Sheets on MOJO?

by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008

Sheet twister

When two guys are butt fucking and twisting between the sheets

Those two guys are sheet twisters

by JAZZYJJR October 7, 2015

sheetmeat

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.

I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.

by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016

sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

Sheeted up

Adjective, describing the appearance of a dead person, usually at the scene of a crime

Man, I heard Lamont just got capped — I walked past his crib and he was all sheeted up. Damn!

by Willy The Labrador May 8, 2018

Shedletsky

John Shedletsky known as telamon the admin of roblox who sometimes is online.

John Shedletsky

by vf44444444444444444444444 June 5, 2018