Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Mo session

A make out session

I want to have a mo session with you

by Hdjshssisvsshss September 17, 2018

Naked Masturbation Session

A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.

Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.

by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019

Spice out session

The period of time in which a person is incapacitated after spicing out - usually accompanied by sickened groans and more puking.

"Fuck, I smoked an eighth of maul hoots and had a mass spice out session last night."

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.

Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018

Sex Session

A new form of time; a sex session usually means 30-40 minutes for the larger, more masculine male, or, 10-15 for the smaller, whimpier male.

Guy #1: Yo guys! How long will Jamal take to arrive here?
Guy #2: He said he'll be here in about a sex session.
Guy #1: Duuuuddee, he's so big, I can't wait THAT long.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Steve? He's missing out on halo!
Guy# 2: Yeah, he said he'd meet us here in a sex session.
Guy #1: Oh, sweet, he'll be here soon then.

by Lucas Marcel December 21, 2009

shed session

when a group of people (esp. drummers) get together and practice their chops. other instruments can accompany them, but its mainly drum solos, and grooves. extremely fun if your with a great group of drummers.

"you wanna get together for a shed session tonight? Aaron Spears is gonna be there!"

by quakeroatsinmyass May 3, 2008