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Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".
Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.
by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013
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Speedy Gonzalez

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014
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Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.
Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."
by GewahltEin July 11, 2014
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Seedy Bishop

When you go for confession but recieve oral sex instead
"Did you confess your sins?"

"Nah, I got a Seedy Bishop instead."
by Dr_Alto July 19, 2015
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Speedy tiffany

A sexual act defined as being aggressive, but quick. i.e. two pumps or less
Miah gave Paige a speedy tiffany last night.
by Casey Meadowlake September 24, 2016
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Speedy Julian

One of the fastest track athletes of all time.
Timmy: Dang Carl, did you see him run by?
Carl: yep. That right there is a speedy Julian.
by Packer1287 June 26, 2016
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Speedy

When you take credit for others accomplishments.
Man he took my idea for the water cooler. Lol Johnny pulled a speedy.
by Se7enSins85 June 15, 2016
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