Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

secular handshake

To masturbate.

After strolling through the garment district during fashion week, Nigel went home and used his drool to give himself a firm, secular handshake.

by von groovy May 26, 2017

security clearance erosion

when the things you did in privacy from government technology becomes exposed after a certain time

The security clearance erosion made the politician have family problems later in their career.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

Security Deposit

When you buy your boyfriend anything just so you can wear it too

Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit

by Teghh November 27, 2019

Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.

"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"

by Anon090807 March 14, 2020

security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022

Security Council

Ahorjan, he is not a member of the security council… HE IS THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

I’m friends with Ahorjan.

Oh so you’re friends with the security council?

by Who is the Security Council? November 15, 2022