Serbian Roulette

A dangerous and deadly game which emerged in 1990s Serbia, repopularized by TikTok and Instagram.

The driver is challenged to drive a certain distance on a busy road or highway in the opposite direction of traffic, as fast as they can. At night, the driver is additionally challenged to drive with no lights on.

Damn, I missed my turn!
-Well, I hope you like Serbian Roulette.

by sremacc September 4, 2023

Serbian Flex

Serbian flex is situation in which individual is "flexing" on other people, generally citizens of Serbia about pig he owns.

- Check out my 85'' TV I've bought last saturday, pretty cool, eh?
- That doesnt impress me, I've got 350kg pig in my garden
- That's some dope Serbian Flex, not gonna lie...

by Aurelica October 9, 2023

I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021

Serbia

A country that came to the balkans in the 11th century uninvited. Since then it has been annoying the fuck out of everyone on Balkan, including Albania. Basically how they do this is by constantly crying that ''Kosovo is Serbia'', although it declared it's independence in 2008. They also think they have the strongest military on Balkan, but the world bank talks for us Croats. Even though we have everything higher than them GDP, Military budget, Health care money, i can go on and on for half an hour, they think we're nothing compared to them. They constantly bring up history facts about us being nazi puppets Well we actually were, WERE, It's the past... And also they don't mention they killed a decent amount of albanian civillians : ) Also in Vukovar Which won't be forgotten unarmed and untrained civillians fucked the chetniks all day untill they retreated. Basically everyone in the balkans hates them and they are a mistake. They also think that Kosovo is Serbia, but sadly for them and happily for Kosovo, it's not anymore. Sadly they do suck Russia's dick 24/7 for them to help them against us. But luckily we have NATO as an ally so Russia won't do shit Also all of it's allies are basically in a crisis (With the exception of Russia) so they aren't of much help as well I can get all of the dislikes on the world on this. But hey Serbs are running away from the truth Sorry for grammar mistakes I was typing this on my phone and I'm too lazy to go back and fix them

Friend: Serbia is shit!
Me: Capitan Obvious saves the day!!!

by #ZaDom May 15, 2017

Dirty Serbian

The sexual act of shitting into a towel, wrapping it around the girls head to make her look like a terrorist, followed by lighting in on fire and fucking her in the ass, and hopefully cumming before her hair burns off.

I gave my wife a Dirty Serbian but i was to slow and now she looks like a mix between Brittney Spears and a cancer patient.

by nuudnuud69 May 20, 2009

stebbings

wierd tall ginger freak who is a merge between hitler and napolian

for gods sake stebbings get a wash

by gerald March 9, 2005

seabiscuit

When you are fucking a chick from behind and you are about to cum you neigh like a horse nice and really loud, so as to cause some sort of confusion so that she looks back at you and then you cum in her face.

Man, you should have seen that bitches face when my seabiscuit blasted her in the face

by markey121 October 1, 2010