seagulling

When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.

"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"

by Thom Dixon July 4, 2005

S is for Screaming Seagull

It is when you are having rough sex with some broad on the beach and all of a sudden you pull out your dick and dip it in the sand and then jam it back inside her as hard as you can causing the broad to scream as loud as she cqn

I was plowing this girl on the beach and when i accidentlyh pulled out and my dick went in the sand i didnt hesitate to put it back in her and man did she scream. rwight when she screamed a flock of seagulls went over us. i call it the screaming saegull, S is for screaming seagull

by Davey Dupree May 17, 2006

Seagull

A person with an extremely bad haircut.
Taken from the lead singer of the 80s 'pop' group, A Flock of Seagulls who had possible the worse fashion disaster for hair of all times.

God, look at that bloke’s seagull.

by mcrbloke August 29, 2005

Seagull surprise

Man knocks out partner and shits on girls/guys chest and jizzes on it, hence seagull surprise.

that bitch wasnt too happy when she woke up to be seagull surprised.

by booberry banana May 8, 2010

Seagulls

Nature's version of welfare recipients.

Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.

by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012

seagulling

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.

dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.

by l.salvona March 8, 2011

screaming seagull

You take your female partner to have what she thinks is sensual intercourse on a beach. Mid way through you pull out, dip your penis into the sand and insert it back in!! This maneuver creates your female partner to make a sound somewhat like a seagull.

On kursten and I's three year anniversary I gave her a screaming seagull and she broke up with me!!

by Nick Bug October 26, 2007