Dylan Schafer

He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish

Dylan Schafer breaks shit.

by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022

That Hard Scarf

That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von

Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.

by Marco MF David August 13, 2022

scarfchode

a person who wears an oversized checkered scarf around their neck that's positioned in such a way to appear that if they raise it, they can rob the nearest store thinking its a fashion statement and they are actually cool for wearing such things.

Dave and Mark enter a bar in the summer time, proceed to the bar, grab a drink and scope out the crowd.

Dave: "Not bad tonight. Some decent talent."

Mark notices a group pass by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.

Mark: "What's wrong with people. Its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs."

Dave: "I know, that's like the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile."

Mark: "Great, now I have to contend with scarfchode for the night."

by Shaft99999 September 20, 2009

scarfaced

when playing any type of online shooter and somebody shoots you from behind with a 12 gauge shotgun, much like the end of scarface when tony gets shot fro behind

guy playing COD:what the fuck i was just about to get a

sentry gun

pothead roomate watching him play: dude you totally just got scarfaced,

by doodoo45 July 21, 2010

Scarfoodle

A honey-brown skin toned boy without an opinion. They often have devastating effects in social situations and dislike partying with hot blonde chicks. They typically own and wear leopard skin robes whenever they can. They talk big and pretend they're equivalent to hugh hefner when in reality women find it disgusting to be their playmates. Although their poonness may supersede any hope for successful social interaction, his unfortunate happenstances make us all laugh and we wouldn't look so cool without them.

- god damnit scarfoodle
- that scarfoodle just quadroodle jizzippled all over the bathroom
- 3 beers! you just beat the scarfoodle record
- i think im gunna pull a scarfoodle the next time patty murphy is on.

by Zingbabba October 14, 2011

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005