Sarcasm

When irony has an orgasm.

(based on actual events)

Helen: what's a good quote to add under my definition of sarcasm?

Guy: hand greande pins in every line throw them up and watch something shine
linkin park lyrics

Helen: dude. sarcasm?

Guy: ooooohhh lol, idk
yea i'm hopeless

Helen: with that sarcasm??? heck no....<----(sarcasm)

by Music3is2my1 February 27, 2009

Sarcasm

The difference between you and the person who doesn't get it.

Retard: Hey, are you okay?

You: Oh yeah, sure, this car parked on top of me is just separating me from my leg. I'd be much obliged if you could beat yourself to death with it.

Retard: Sure!

You: Sarcasm...

Retard: I wasn't being sarcastic!

You" *Facepalm*

by Rowena Ravenclaw April 20, 2012

Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: I don't know..
Person 1: Really?!
Person 2: That was sarcasm..

by Carav98 May 12, 2014

sarcasmicness

(n)The level of sarcasm present in a person or statement.

Your sarcasmicness amazes me.

by Ben S. August 11, 2005

Sarcasm Spasm

the feeling which one have while they have made a sarcastic comment at someone and the person targeted gets it but the one who have made it can't help feeling smug and keep smirking over his own comment..and keeps on being haughty..

(in debate)
Friend 1:dude Alicia is so hot...i can hardly stop noticing her body..
Friend 2:oh yeah..whenever i see her she reminds me of Samnsung Flat screen HD tv...what a figure..

Friend 1: (turns sour face)
Friend 2: (keeps on smirking)
Friend 1:ok..ok...thats enough now come outta ur sarcasm spasm..

by St. Lunatic August 16, 2010

post-sarcasm

Contrary to sarcastic (usually called "ironic") humor and culture, post-sarcastic humor and culture genuinely shows admiration/appreciation for something, to the point where you are completely unashamed of liking something that others may consider embarrassing.

Example of sarcasm: wearing a Phil Collins t-shirt because you actually *don't* like him, and you're wearing it in a way that mocks him.

Example of post-sarcasm: genuinely enjoying Phil Collins enough that you would wear a Phil Collins t-shirt and sing his music in public.

"I know you think I'm joking, but this is genuine post-sarcasm. I really do love professional wrestling post-sarcastically."

by BaconPizza February 5, 2017

sarcasmic

Sarcasm so delightful that it overjoys anyone who hears it. Except the person it's aimed at. (Joining of sarcasm and orgasmic )

Bad Example: Of COURSE I finished the 9-page paper. I started it yesterday... I had PLENTY of time.
Suck-Up Tool: OMG, that was so sarcasmic! *laughs hysterically*

by chibichan1313 January 2, 2009