Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

Sand Paper Pussy by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

bag of sand 

A "bag of sand" is slang for a £1000, or a grand.

How much is this?
Its a bag of sand.

bag of sand by foodboy September 14, 2006

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders 

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders by brwhizz May 23, 2009

sandbag 

When a player in any game chooses (on purpose) to not play their best. Normally this is because they are too superior, they want to hustle you, or they are too lazy to play their best with nothing on the line.

Also see sandbagging (verb form)

Can we play again?

And this time please don't sandbag.

sandbag by valoem July 15, 2008

sand jigger 

A term that sounds racist as hell but, actually is the name of a foot parasite that Kills children in Africa because they have no shoes.

You dirt little sand jigger

sand jigger by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

Sand Boneritis by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

sand cepic 

A cepic of sand origin

The atmosphere became quite sandy as soon as the sand cepic made his presence felt

sand cepic by MarkTwain6969 May 30, 2021