Sami

THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME

Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool

Me: yea, it’s a Sami.

Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*

by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022

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the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.

Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"

by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022

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Samy is a weirdo she is short 5'7 max, wears white shoes and a jacket often. She makes horrible jokes about drug dealers, again shes a bit weird. Its the third one today. Her neck is a bit long, she has circular head, shes a bit preppy. She likes to wear stripped clothing. She has weird boring eyes. shes friends with joey, hes pretty cool. But she has a brother hes even weirder, kinda sus honestly. She has an older sister, never met her, maybe she got the better genes in the family. She dated my best friend one time. Its okay though cause I like one of her best friends and also the best friend she dated is gay so its fine.

Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's Samy. She's cool...

by nuuummbberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 3, 2022

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Sexual Slave to all Diamond Pepes, but mostly to Nus. Gets weak in the knees when the CEO enters the room. Life's purpose is to serve all Nus. The second most.. (distant second) coveted Arbi NFT

She took it like a true Sami, in the bedroom.

by nuturo April 10, 2022

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A guy who likes to go to the White House for a recreational purpose and who’s really smelly and disgusting in nature.and also a backstabbing bitch don’t trust this guy he will sell you out the moment he got for a cheap trash whore.

I had this friend who’s a real sami.once he got to the Whore House with out wearing a pant and haven’t take a shower.

by Yoda231 April 13, 2022

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