salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.
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A Salmon that lives out of water but sometimes goes out on the water for a long period of time. Drink the Salmon is known for his superior PC technician skills, and his studies with the "buffer". Drink the Salmon is also known for consuming large amounts of cheese steak and one time, usually covered with mlano cookies. Drink the Salmon can be usually be found on the bottom of any scoreboard in the video game Combat Arms.
I saw Drink the Salmon the other day on the bottom of the scoreboard in combat arms, eating two cheesesteaks at once time covered in mlano cookies, while handing out buffers to his teammates.
by Salmonfisherman09 March 19, 2011
Get the Drink The Salmon mug.Boho Salon is a popular group/game on the building platform ROBLOX. They are notorious for botting their way to 40K members, and are apparently getting an award for it. Their game is a simulation of working at a salon, serving customers and being one yourself. You can get a nose job, nail job, hair job or hand job.
About that...
Boho Salon is flooded with ODers, or Online Daters. These thirsty six year olds come here when their mom isn't looking, find the kid with the "sexiest hair" and act like a couple. This is not endorsed by ROBLOX.
There is quite a bit of controversy surrounding them, because it is a troll's playground, an ODer wasteland, and a terrible free modeled game.
The leader is a cancerous, spoiled four year old bitch who thinks she is a successful business owner, just because she botted members.
"Boho Salon, where the weaves start!"
About that...
Boho Salon is flooded with ODers, or Online Daters. These thirsty six year olds come here when their mom isn't looking, find the kid with the "sexiest hair" and act like a couple. This is not endorsed by ROBLOX.
There is quite a bit of controversy surrounding them, because it is a troll's playground, an ODer wasteland, and a terrible free modeled game.
The leader is a cancerous, spoiled four year old bitch who thinks she is a successful business owner, just because she botted members.
"Boho Salon, where the weaves start!"
by InkerBinker December 25, 2016
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-"We so scared that girl with the happy salmon we just pulled. She keeps her back to the wall at all times now. Hahaha!!!"
by IrrelephantElelphant March 28, 2010
Get the Happy Salmon mug.A salmon assault is an extreme form of attack leaving your opponent either unconcious or so amazed that they will not dare to retaliate.
The attack is best used when there is an object in between your self and the opponent as this will usually block their attack but is no problem for the salmon assault.
The salmon assault is named due to it un-canny likeness to a salmon leaping up stream.
To perform the attack make sure you have a couple of steps run up at least, when at correct distance leap into the air at speed with your hands straight beside your sides, attempt to get your body as horizontal as possible whilst aiming the top of your head prefferably at the victims nose. shouting salmon whilst flying through the air usually adds comical value and therefore makes it less likely for the police to believe the victim.
achieving contact with the victim in the attack is essential as if you fail to do so the chances of you hitting something much harder then their face is likely and may cause you alot of injury. therefore make sure the salmon is achivable before attempting, remember the higher and more horizontal your body is in flight and the louder the salmon shout the more effective the salmon assault will be.
The attack is best used when there is an object in between your self and the opponent as this will usually block their attack but is no problem for the salmon assault.
The salmon assault is named due to it un-canny likeness to a salmon leaping up stream.
To perform the attack make sure you have a couple of steps run up at least, when at correct distance leap into the air at speed with your hands straight beside your sides, attempt to get your body as horizontal as possible whilst aiming the top of your head prefferably at the victims nose. shouting salmon whilst flying through the air usually adds comical value and therefore makes it less likely for the police to believe the victim.
achieving contact with the victim in the attack is essential as if you fail to do so the chances of you hitting something much harder then their face is likely and may cause you alot of injury. therefore make sure the salmon is achivable before attempting, remember the higher and more horizontal your body is in flight and the louder the salmon shout the more effective the salmon assault will be.
by waynerooney August 30, 2006
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she likes to get some all day errday non-stop.
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she has a body like a fox and everyone whistles at her she cries because she doesnt know what to do with her beauty..
is hilarious......likes to have fun..
gets down with the brown and bangs with the wangs..
she likes to get some all day errday non-stop.
she likes unugly guys usually..
she has a body like a fox and everyone whistles at her she cries because she doesnt know what to do with her beauty..
by asiansal October 8, 2008
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