Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

Salmoning

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Hiyoko Saionji

best dr2 girl who deserved better and who had a lot of potential for character development but the ultimate nurse said no.

Hiyoko Saionji haters are just jealous because they didn't get to shower with mahiru

by koreandaaa May 13, 2021

saigon headache

When a Caucasian person (usually male) likes a person of Asian descent (usually female); as used by MadTV alum Will Sasso.

See also yellow fever.

Teen 1: Man, that Lucy Lui is so hot.
Teen 2: (singing to the tune of Stevie Wonders' 'Jungle Fever') You've got Saigon Headache/I've got Saigon Headache/We've got Saigon Headache!
Teen 1: ...okay then

by crazytown March 29, 2007

Salmon Chamber

A vagina that has salmon type stench

Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber

by Roboticus August 25, 2008

Simon balle school

Simon balle school is located in Hertford Hertfordshire uk everyone that goes to the school thinks they are the best and over every other school in the area just because they have iPads and have more money, they also have two different colour jumpers for the different key stages but they don’t particularly care about the 6th form, the teachers don’t really care if you turn up or not and it’s very easy to sneak out. The toilet are known for being rank and they always reek and smell worse than dead fish.

Persons 1: oh look there’s someone that goes to Simon balle school
Person 2: *cringes* he’s so privileged with his iPad

by Kawii ranger girls May 7, 2019

The simon

When a guy grinds on 4 girls in a line at a dance

Aaron: Do you see him?
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!

by dunton September 12, 2011