A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)
Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"
by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025
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When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
by Stinky Stina February 17, 2025
Get the Swirly Temple mug.An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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Get the Sloppy Swirly mug.when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.
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