by smmsmmsmm August 7, 2017
Get the artistic swimming mug.Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:
1. Yes it is a sport.
2. It is EXTREMLY difficult
3.it is NOT "water ballet"
and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.
To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.
1. Yes it is a sport.
2. It is EXTREMLY difficult
3.it is NOT "water ballet"
and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.
To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.
Synchronized swimming is lit.
#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass
and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.
#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass
and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.
by rayooooo February 6, 2019
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The official swimming federation of the United States. The headquarters are located at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. USA Swimming has more than 300,000 swimmers, ranging from gold medalists to those who do it for fun. USA Swimming has a national team, made up of approximately 50 athletes, a Youth Team, and many other teams. USA Swimming hosts two National Championships a year, one in August and one in December. USA Swimming is the number one ranked team in the world.
by alwaysclassy January 2, 2012
Get the USA Swimming mug.Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"
Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson
by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010
Get the Huxtable Swimming Lesson mug.Sneaking in, and swimming in a pool at an apartment complex, or hotel, when you are not a resident, or guest.
Would you like to go ghetto swimming at the holiday inn down the street? I hear that they have a kick-ass pool!
by anticolon July 29, 2012
Get the Ghetto swimming mug.Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can
Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
by IAmMuslimJesus May 28, 2018
Get the jewish swimming mug.The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 8, 2011
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