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swiftgron

The ship name of Taylor Swift and Dianna Agron. Swiftgrons believe that taylor and dianna were in a secret gay relationship.
person a: taylor swift tweeted about watching glee because someone told her they were going to do one of her songs. they never sang any of her songs, but there was a sex scene between dianna and naya!

person b: i bet dianna told taylor to watch it to make her jealous

person: yeah, i love swiftgron
by the party don’t start October 22, 2020
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Phil Swift

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9
"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015
by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018
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Swifted

To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!

Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.

Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.

Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
by PeePeePooPooShire January 9, 2013
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shifty gerbil

when a man gently puts his teste into a females anus and the woman sucks it in and out creating a "shifty" noise and arouses the female to the point that she begins to make noises similar to that of a gerbil
dude that chick was bucknasty, she let me do the tony danza, arabian goggles, AND the shifty gerbil.
by lee brackett January 22, 2009
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Swiftie

Taylor Swift, just at age 16 released her first self-titled album. Now at age 21 she just wrapped up her Speak Now World Tour U.S leg and has won CMA's Entertainer of the Year twice, 4 Grammys, first country artist to win a VMA, and many many more (146 nominations, won 90 of them roughly 2/3). And is the leading artist in the country.
A Swiftie is a person, guy, girl, man, woman, anyone who supports Taylor Swift in any way shape or form. A True Swiftie supports Taylor in every way, her music, her stage performances, her lyrics, her life, her personality, her choices. Swiftie is it's own definition, because its the best fan base in the world.

Plural: Swifties, Singlular: Swifty, Swiftie (personal prefrence)
A Swiftie will defend Taylor if one critizises her.

A Swiftie will support Taylor.
A Swiftie will help other Swifties.
A Swiftie will do anything for each other and Taylor.

A Swiftie follows the basic life rules of being a fan and a friend of the amazing Taylor Swift
by TrueSwiftie13 November 27, 2011
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Mampi Swift

A legendary drum & bass DJ and head of Charge Recordings who started his career in the early 90s. Known for very technical and precise mixing as well as being able to drop multiple tracks at the same time known as double- or tripledrops (depends on the number of tracks).
The DJ was on fire, dropping five tunes at the same time like Mampi Swift!
by ben masters June 27, 2013
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Swiftlifter

A swiftlifter is a person of male sex, who very easily gets an erection. In some countries, such as America and Britain, this is seen upon as a blessing, because the average dudes there cant get an erection; normally the girls are to fat and/or ugly.

In countries like Norway and Sweden, on the other hand, it is seen upon as a curse. That is because all the girls there are hawt, so guys have no prob getting erections. In these countries, a swiftlifter is considered as a desperate fuck who aint gettin some.
1# Dude, check that lucky mofo out! He has erections like all the time! How does he do it, its like, all the girls here are ugly! He is like a total swiftlifter! OMG, I envy him soo much dudes!!

2# Folks, check that desperate fuck out! He looks like he never had some, he has like a constant erection! Its a swiftlifter, OMG!! Poor mofo.. I feel like sorry for him, my nordic fellows.
by Dwugadwang November 15, 2009
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