lazy swayze

When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob

My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.

by Jeropotato May 12, 2016

Patrick Swayze

A God.

Hey, This is Patrick Swayze he is A God.

by keluoyi bulajia January 6, 2020

Swayze

Swayze -

The official, new term that will spread like wildfire in 2010. To be 'swayze' means to be cool/chill as fuck, and in other words.. Swayze.

It's not just a word, it's a lifestyle.

- You hit up that kegger last night? shit was soo Swayze.

- Shit's so Swayze... you don't even know.

- Sup brah? Those new threads are so Swayze.

by Pawow January 17, 2010

swanned

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned

I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008

shayner

a synonym to lurk, lurker, creeper or creep

nathan - dude, look over there, quick! look at erik!
henry - woah, whatta shayner!

by Simon Wellsnick March 12, 2008

Shayne

A lying heterosexual car freak who needs to get over himself and stop making excuses as to why he can't spend time with his so called other half. Other than that a fun shit head whom I adore.

Donnie: Hello friend! You look nice.
Shayne: Go fall into a wood chipper! SUBIE!! I LOVE MY SUBIE!

by Spikey Homo March 9, 2009

dick swayze

A man or woman who's sexual orientation is questioned thorough their manner of dress, speech, and overall actions. It can also be used to describe someone who is bisexual.

Example 1
Guy 1 Sweet jesus I think Lance is gay! Did you see him dancing last night?
Guy 2 He is dating Pam but I think he's dick swayze.

Example 2
He will hook up with whatever he can get. He's totally dick swayze.

by John Pezz January 24, 2008