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milk store

the place dad went for 32 years
Dad: im gon go to the milk store

Me: o k
Also me: wait its been 32 years
by themostbestestbest October 15, 2019
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War Story

an explanation of something that happened to you that 1) never really happened to you and 2) is a lot more interesting than what actually did happen to you
Person 1: How did you get that black eye?
Person 2: Oh, I walked into a stop sign.
Person 1: You should say you got into a fight with a gorilla. That would be an interesting war story
by shakenbakerr89 March 29, 2010
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Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"
by suckmycorn February 1, 2009
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Stormie

a ingenious poet/singer/song writer who loves everyone. independent but cautious, she tries her best to be open, and doesnt have any enemies. no one would DARE try hurting her. she is one TOUGH BITCH.she has beautiful multicolored eyes. tries her best to hide all her pain, and loves attention, but is scared of leaving corners and getting hurt.
Stormies are shy and Gorgeous but never believe it.
they are always looking down on themselves but its never for attention. they dont lie for laughs and will never dissapoint. If you EVER find a Stormie, then consider yourself lucky, because you have found yourself a GREAT friend.
boy 1: dude that chick is one hellufa beauty
boy 2: WTF man! RESPECT shes a stormie!
boy 1: sorry, but MAN she fine
boy 2: DIBS
by babygirlmimi December 6, 2010
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it's a long story

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"
From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.
by Jay & Silent Bob June 24, 2004
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dollar store whore

A very sexually easy woman. Or a sexually cheap woman. Cheaper than a 2 dollar whore. Also Dolla Sto Ho.
I can't believe James been running around with that dollar store whore.
by KMama June 12, 2006
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farting up a storm

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.
1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.
by sheek louch has big toes September 21, 2011
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