Steaming Keyboard

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil

Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother

by Get It Right Carl January 08, 2015

Steamed Rice

Newbie

In Korean, "steamed rice" is slang for "Newbie". It evolves into the sentence "You are my steamed rice", which simply means "I own you". Popular during Starcraft ceremonies when the winner throws a bowl of steamed rice towards the direction of the loser of the match(s).

by CrazedOrient January 13, 2009

steaming the broccoli

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana

Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?

by Fredward503 June 28, 2009

Steam Wand

A phalic wand that is used by baristas to steam milk. Stroking it sensually will leave it clean for the next use. The combination of rubbing it vigorously and turning it on will cause milk to ejaculate from the nozzle, leaving a hot, creamy mess.

Barista 1: Hey, did you clean the steam wand?
Barista 2: Yeah, I rubbed it clean

by Donut Whore October 13, 2019

Crackin' Steam

The art of passing wind through ones rectum/anal cavity in the cold. Thus making a steamy fart.

Dude i'm so fucking cold

Yeah i know, if i fart right now i think i might end up Crackin' Steam.

by Coonschoolbus March 20, 2010

Pasty Steam

The steamy aroma that flows from a freshly smashed vagina on a warm summers night

The fucking i gave her the other night was so hot, the pasty steam was gushing from her like a burst steam valve

by Deakirino February 15, 2019

Steam furnace

A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.

I hooked up with this chick last night and she freaked out when I gave her a steam furnace.

by SteamFurnace October 04, 2020