Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man
by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010
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Get the Stasik mug.One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.
Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joey - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"
Nick - "Hey man, have you met Judd? He's a total stasher."
Joey - "Yeah I have he is the best! Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "
Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joey - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."
Chris - "The stashers did it again."
Joey - "You're goddamn right."
Marley - "Time to hit the stash."
Joey - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"
Nick - "Hey man, have you met Judd? He's a total stasher."
Joey - "Yeah I have he is the best! Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "
Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joey - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."
Chris - "The stashers did it again."
Joey - "You're goddamn right."
Marley - "Time to hit the stash."
by ChillBro July 29, 2014
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that chick is SO . stasha.
by trebgeneeronatikinikillyou. December 31, 2011
Get the Stasha mug.Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007
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