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rand standing

The act of standing in a random space with a vacant stare
What's tony up to over there?
Um.. rand standing by the looks of it Lol
by Timpson.M December 31, 2017
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J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.
*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.
by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019
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The standing giant

It's when you stand directly under the shower hose so that water is pouring down your head while you pee.
-What did you do last night?
-I got really high and did the standing giant in the shower.
by Jpauliq August 13, 2020
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freddie standing

sapphire : oh yes my boyfriend freddie standing is bloody perfect
by Sapphire Admirer April 3, 2022
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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
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Feather Standing Rock

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.
by rehtaefz February 24, 2023
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Jack standing

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer
by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023
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