Stabbing Westward

a band to not listen to when you are depressed.

Girl:
"hey that stabbing westward cd is pretty cool..."

Guy: "fuck you"

by Jessly November 10, 2005

Stab in the neck

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Hym "You keep bringing up the hammer like ya boi didn't say he wanted to stab in the neck a guy. Does he need therapy or is he a psychological/philosophical genius? You tell me."

Iam *Snickers* "Hehehehehe..."

Hym "Oh? You liked that one?"

Iam "Nah, it's just that you guys are out of control. This really needs to stop. Lol."

Hym "So, yeah, that's allowed. I'm a genius. I'm glad you grew the beard back. Without it you look like the Gungan leader from the Star Wars prequels. Do the thing... Do the 'Hububububu' thing the space monster does."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

stabbing face

When a guy is getting head.

Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)

by TastyBIGWang February 08, 2007

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 12, 2005

Loving Stab

An impossible action where one stabs another with love.

Lo the Hoe: That just stabbed me in the heart.

Nurf Boy: It was a loving stab though.

by Lo the Hoe October 18, 2010

stab-and-forgive

A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.

On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.

On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.

See also: stab@thee.

by stabmeister August 14, 2006

Shat Stab

When one shits on a plate, molds the feces into a knife, and stabs someone in the eye with the newly forged weapon.

Shat stabbing gave me pink eye!!

by mattyferocious July 24, 2010