Definitions by Ninjalord

Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.

Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!

Eskimo Pie by Ninjalord November 8, 2009

Neck Stab 

When a guy is getting a blowjob, he pulls out of the girls mouth and stabs her in the neck with his penis.

Dude, I totally neck stabbed that chick last night!

Neck Stab by Ninjalord October 26, 2009