P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?
P1: do you know what today is?
P2: Annoy squidward day?
P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?
P1: do you know what today is?
P2: Annoy squidward day?
P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
by P-Star7 February 15, 2021
When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.
by Levi Spencer January 24, 2021
When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
by Jumpa Brim March 11, 2022
by MangoLen February 15, 2022
I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
by This guy man... March 22, 2025
by Retarded64 October 14, 2020
Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.
by Forbe August 07, 2024